Marss

ON PURPOSE

Ok, so... Is it bad luck to eat a whole box of fortune cookies? Would the first or the last be my "real" fortune? and how do you know for sure? Since they were all extremely positive, would each new one cancel the one before out? Do I need to figure out whether I opened an even or odd number of fortune delivery devices? This really does bother me. This... and why the lady tried to steal SLIPPERS from the dollar store yesterday afternoon.

wtf... there is a Subaru commercial that confuses me. Where the dude is standing in a gorilla costume next to a chimp and a guy asks what he's doing and he says "getting ready for the big tent sale" and the dude says to him " it's not THAT kind of tent". WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? what kind of tent has monkeys in it?! Am I just being dumb?

On the way to school this morning, the girls screamed that the snake was in the floor board near my son's feet. We had just pulled into the elementary school 'loop'. Son quickly snatched up the snake and tossed it in the grass in front of the school. *cough* All is well.

Let's say one of my kid's friends released a snake in the backseat of my car by accident yesterday and it crawled somewhere under the seat and is now cleverly hidden. WHAT DO I DO?!!!!!!!

...was the subject of an email this morning, so it was the phrase of the day of course! That and... YOU WON ON eBAY!!! I'm hopelessly addicted to ebay again! This year I'm looking for:

- A PSP
- A Nintendo DS (both systems basically worthless w/o games)
- Books (for the book nerd in the family. list to follow)
- Hello Kitty Fender Guitar in black or pink
- Gaming Keyboard
- CamCorder for the boy
- Skateboard for the girl
- Rat ball. The balls that hamsters like to roll around in, but big enough for the boy's rats.

What are you looking for?

So this season of Heroes is winding to a close. I think next week is the last episode actually. I really don't know why I dig this show so much, but I do! Speaking of television, what's the deal with Lost? The real deal. I know everyone whose ever watched it even once has asked that question. The fact that I don't "get" what's going on, drives me crazy, so I watch more. why?!! I really gave up trying to keep up after the first season. I wonder if watching the show on dvd back to back, every season to date... if I will start to understand. Y'know, instead of waiting a whole week and trying to piece things together.

I don't think having an unsuccessful and desperate looking garden in one's driveway is classy either!! So suck it.

Cyn! Text me if Ikea is not busy when you get there! If it is too busy, pick me up a loaf pan. That would be grreat. Thanks!

1. Year of the Dog with Molly Shannon. Sleeper to avoid at all costs unless you are dating an over the top animal lover and are wanting to score points.

2. Georgia Rule. Jane Fonda & Lindsey Lohan. L-A-M-E. Total chick flick not worth watching unless you are interested in child molestation, weird behavior, and alcoholic mothers.

Remember when I SHOT that Big-A spider with the bb gun in the bathroom? I wonder if it's in my live journal anywhere.

IT'S SO STRESSFUL!

Ok, so I watch BUG last night. WTH?!

Coming to my mailbox today: Bug, I Think I Love My Wife, and Year of the Dog. (The ones I really wanted had a long wait, as they were very recently released).

Have any of you seen the movies above? The only one I really want to see is Bug I guess. Have" any recommendations of what to add to my queue next?

And now, before I log in to work and bore myself to death, I leave you with this treat:

Here's how to get your ass kicked in elementary school:



Excerpt: "Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long, for god's sake. And way to pull your pants up to your armpits, grandpa."

If you haven't already seen this guy's recent blog post , You've missed out! This guy came across an old JC Penny's catalog ca. 1977.(It's been reposted in other people's blogs and sent around via email recently. You'll see why. Hysterical!!)

Click here to see the rest!

Be Good!

Why did this make me bust out laughing?!



*giggles*

Ok, so last night (or possibly early this morning), I had a dream about a camping trip. That in itself is not so odd, but we went with Dog the Bounty Hunter (who was married to Heather Locklear), their three kids and another couple and their kids.

I don't remember where we went or what happened during the trip, but upon returning, we had a "last dinner" together at Dog and Heather's house. Because we were so late getting back into town, all of the kids went to bed shortly after dinner and the adults were cleaning the kitchen together. I was helping some woman I don't know in real life load the dishwasher.

When we were finished, the two of us went into the living room and had a cup of coffee. We could see into the kitchen from the couch. Suddenly, Dog was completely flipping out, cussing whomever had put the silverware in the dishwasher the 'WRONG' way. (me!).

His behavior made me so uncomfortable, I decided to wake my kids and go on home right then. He cut me off before I made it to the kids' room and tried to "hook up". Um, no thanks! I rambled off a list of why-nots before I walked around him and woke the kidlets.

Off we went! Home.

What a stupid dream! What in the world does THAT tell me?

Lame.

Albert Einstein was as a great man and scientist, a genius, undeniably. However, we can find a few but crucial points where his extraordinary intuition wasn't enough to make him aware of some facts of reality as they really are, and later research proved to be different of the master's view.

These are the eight crucial mistakes of the master:

a) After being one of the founding-fathers of quantum physics, in 1905, even inventing basic terms as quantum and photon, he didn't accept its philosophical consequences, specially the probabilistic character of the world at quantum scales, and the non-existence of an objective reality apart from the observer;

b) To conceive, in 1930, with Podolsky and Rosen, a mind experiment (Gedanken-experiment) to "prove" the absurdity of non-locality which, years later in laboratories, proved precisely the opposite of his expectations;

c) Not to accept Friedmann's solutions for his equations of general relativity, that have shown a non-static universe which should be necessarily under a process of expansion or contraction. This finding sounded unacceptable, leading him to conceive a hypothetical force (lambda) which would balance the universe turning it into a static system. Today we know that the universe is expanding and lambda force doesn't exist;

d) To release, in 1950, a theory of the unified field which intended to unify the four basic interactions of physics, which concluded with four equations equal to zero that were not correct. In his calculations, Albert has done a division by zero without perceiving it. This is a mistake in mathematics because it leads to false results or absurdities.

e) To discover the possibility of "gravitational lenses" – a phenomenon already discovered by astronomers – however forecasting that science would never be capable of using them to observe distant objects, as they are today;

f) To have insisted in the irreversibility of time flow, even when quantum physics shown that it is reversible at quantum scales and Gödel demonstrated this reversibility in the cosmic level, in 1949, with his solution to the equations of general relativity;

g) To try to prove that black holes couldn't exist, in a paper published in the Annals of Mathematics, in 1939, although black holes are a logic result of his equations for general relativity;

h) To have admitted, for the developing of his general theory of relativity, the seminal notion of proper-time,(tau), originally introduced by Minkowsky some years before, without noticing that a revolution was contained in that proposition. Not even Minkowsky got aware that by connecting to each point – which means each particle – a proper time, he was accreting a new dimension to the time order, and its imaginary character would definitely bound time to the observing subject;

This last mistake impeded him to discover the three-dimensionality of time and the subjective or imaginary face of Wholeness, blocking the advancement of science beyond the material universe, usually recognized by ordinary science. This crucial door was open by Niels Bohr and quantum physics, surely the greatest conquest of last century’s science.[